Now Hiring

Day Care, Cook, Dishwasher, Dry Cleaner, Maid, Tutor, Recreation Coordinator, Bookkeeper, Secretary, Taxi Driver, Gardener, Referee , Nurse and Magician! Accepting applications now – must have experience in all areas and be able to perform multiple tasks at one time.

I have heard the term “Domestic Engineer” when trying to define a mom’s job description. Whatever you want to call it, the required list of skills is long and to pay for these services would make a mom’s annual wage around $2,325 per week or $125,900 per year!

Here’s how we will break down your pay according to your job duties performed:

Daycare: Provide care and comfort to your children. Schedule play time, nap time and meals. $182 per week.

Chef/Cook: Responsible for family meals in a timely fashion. Also responsible to feed those unexpected friends your children bring home. $238 per week.

Dishwasher: Responsible for washing and putting away all dishes. Will also include some food prep and menu planning. $225 per week.

Dry Cleaner: Responsible for all grass stains, white whites and will take a vow to not shrink your daughter’s favorite sweater. Will wash, dry and fold laundry. $199 per week.

Taxi Driver: Will transport children to ball games, opens house, school activities and birthday parties. Every effort will be made to be on time…no guarantees. Conflicting schedules may pre-empt above guidelines. $362 per week.

Maid: Keeping the house tidy…vacuum, dust, clean restrooms, change sheets…and anything else that comes along. $182 per week

Tutor: Responsible for assisting with homework. Must be proficient in spelling, writing and math! $228 per week.

Recreation Coordinator: Organize play dates, camping trips, water park days, picnics and all other family fun activities. $303 per week.

Bookkeeper/Secretary: Balance banks statements, pay bills, take messages, handle all correspondence and make sure there is enough in the budget for family fun. $389 per week.

In addition you will be a nurse to take care of all boo-boos, gardener, referee (when children bicker) and magician (to find everything family members have misplaced). If these duties are performed well, you will receive a 3% bonus.

You always knew you were worth a lot, right?  No amount of money or huge salary can replace the fantastic job and the love you provide in the occupation of MOM!

Any takers?